Why, at silent auctions, I always have to move up to the very front row? I still can’t hear anything. Even HI-Def televisions are advertised as being the best out there so far. Well, maybe the reason I still can’t hear them is because they are “Hi Def.”
It’s compared to driving through a Deaf school zone. Why announce it? I can’t hear anything. The same goes with Blind school zones. I never see them. Am I missing something hear? And how in the world can a band such as Def Leopard play instruments, let alone tour, if they are Def? How do they think they sound to us if they don’t know how they sound to themselves? Geez! It’s the same comparison as playing Corn Hole with corn dogs. You use corn. Hello??? Anybody listening to me? Or am I all alone? Well, shucks!
How is one supposed to find a hidden driveway if it is hidden? Is this the same batch of Politicians who crossed a skunk with an Owl? Because it still stinks but it doesn’t give a hoot. Neither do we. If I have a driveway, I want to find it at 3 AM when I am coming home from all those bar exams I am forced to take for the team. Because I know it is somewhere near my house which I hope is also not playing hide and seek with a buzzed man. Just last week my two watches were missing only later to be discovered on both my dogs (four legged). It seems during all the excitement of my “elbow bending” I do on my days off from the Chronicles, I forgot I had two “watch dogs” named Timex and Rolex.
And what is a gas hog? Is that something I saw at the Indiana State fair? A pig running on fuel? What will they think of next? And what will I think of next? Tune in, find out and hustle back to be educated right here on Comedy Central found at www.billhustle.com.
Hustlin’ Bob Higgins
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