Wait till you see my nuts! This is a line from the commercial for the “As Seen On TV” product …The slap Chop. This commercial is widely popular, and familiar to everyone with a television set. Wait wait wait till you see my nuts, is the remix on YouTube, it is funny and has almost 13 million views. So does the slap chop work, or is it just a silly gimmick geared towards immature people who want to say “wait till you see my nuts” every time they use it. (I fall into this category)

I got the slap chop because I am a sucker for the “As Seen On TV” merchandise. I own a Snuggie, a Sham wow, and now a slap chop. I like the slap chop, I feel it works well and I like the sense of power I feel when I am slap chopping helpless veggies. The problem with the slap chop, is getting it out, and cleaning it up. It is far easier to just use a cutting board and a knife. With that said it is more fun to use the Slap Chop, it puts the fun into cutting up food. When I was a kid I like to lick the cake batter off the mixer. Now I get called in to slap chop some shit, and it gives me joy!

The main reason why the slap chop is a good buy is the nuts. The nuts are easy to chop and then put on some ice cream. No wonder why the commercial’s best line is “Wait till you see my nuts.” The nuts are why people go to the Slap Chop. I think people would be nuts to not have a slap chop.

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