This week the feature is a character that none have ever been like. He is a bisexual merman that nests in a home below a village called Black Lake. This character is often seen referring to his vagina of which emits a bright light, which he calls his “mangina.” He is very well known for his watercolor paintings and he is very fond of Baileys Irish Cream. This creature falls in love with a man named Howard Moon and tries to convince Howard to play his “Love Games,” with him. This man is known by the name Old Gregg.

This character was created for a television series called, “The Legend of Old Gregg,” which was aired in 2005. The role was played by Noel Fielding, whom is an English actor and comedian. It is said that there is a legend told of an Old Gregg merman that once existed and was caught in the year 1167 at Oxford Castle in Suffolk. The word is that he was caught by some local fisherman and escaped after being held captive for half a year. Old Gregg appears to be immortal at an age over 1000 years. There is not much more to be said about Old Gregg, this is something you have to watch yourself, it is basically indescribable. I hope some of you out there can see some humor  in this video.

“Do ya love me, are you playin your love games a with me, do ya love me.”(Old Gregg)

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