Indy was faced with quite the little Snowpocalypse this past week. Usually, for most folks, this is a horrible thing. People are rushing to the stores buying French toast ingredients or batteries for flashlights. Me, this was not the case. I was in the alcohol aisle stocking up on wine and vodka. While I did purchase batteries, it was not for a flashlight, it was for my vibe in case it ran out of power! Heaven forbid that to happen during an ice storm!
Day One of the Ice Storm.
I woke up to see everything covered in thick ice. I have never seen anything so thick, hard, and slippery besides a dick as it penetrates me. I knew the minute I saw this mess that today was going to be a great day. I talked to my White Coat friend boy in St. Louis and he had the day off as well. We immediately put our heads together and came up with a game called ICE DAY. Here are the rules: First, you both start the morning off fully clothed, even winter coat. Each hour, you take a shot and a layer of clothing off and then send the guy/gal you want to fuck that pic. The day progresses, you both just end up horny and naked with a collection of pics on the phone at the end of it. White Coat sent me such hot pics of his banging Insanity bod. What makes him so scandalous is the fact that he kicked out dudes in his living room who had spent the night (side note-sounds a bit gay or questionable to me?!)just so he could play this game with me. Love it. Hoes before bros for this dude! I managed to get dick pics from 3 other dudes that day. I was racking up so many dick pics, I decided that I could start scrapbooking as a new hobby to incorporate them all into a beautiful memoir from the ice week.
Day Two of the Ice Storm
Day Two of awesomeness was about to be underway. I wake up and notice an IM from St. Louis White Coat. He has the day off again! Hooray! This only means one thing, more sexy time. So, I decided to take a big step and ask him if he has gchat. He says he has gmail, and I told him he needs to get on gchat so we can video chat… He quickly does so because he is a freak. So, I take a shower in the meantime while he tries to figure out the video part of gchat. I get out and there was his video chat invitation ringing at me. It was like heaven to my ears. My pussy immediately gets wet as I hear it ringing. I immediately push Accept. And there he is, sitting there grinning ear to ear. The funny thing about this kid is he is like that goody two shoe kid in class. The kid you hate because he is so perfect and smart. But behind closed doors, he is a freak a leak. So, we are talking for a few minutes and he is like so uhh you should take that towel off…And I play coy and say noooo. And he keeps saying it and then stands up with this huge boner in his scrub pants. The combo of his huge dong and the doctor scrub pants was just too much. He immediately starts to whack it, while I watch of course. It was so hot, and I kept acting like it was the best thing I have ever seen since John Mayer Live. He starts to get off into his cum rag like 2 minutes later. Go figure. Afterwords, it was completely awkward and there were a lot of uhhs and yeahs. Finally, he is like yaa I got to go study. Whatever dude. You just realized you jacked off for me on gchat, of course you feel like an awkward turtle now.
Evening of Day Two of the Ice Storm
I invite a dude over from my classes and we down two bottles of wine. I always come up with my greatest ideas after wine and decided tonight I would send “tit” pics to the dudes that always send me a text asking for a “tit pic” or a “sexy pic”. What am I, a piece of meat? I get so sick of that text and decided to get revenge on them this icy evening. So, I had my guy friend lift up his shirt, and I took my iPhone out and took the closest picture I could of his nipple. I send it out to mini man meat and two other dudes. One dude was like, “Really? Are you for real?” Another dude was like, “Babe, you just made me so hard.” Mini man meat me goes, “Where is the twin?” So, I took another nip shot from the dude and sent that to mini man meat. He immediately texts back, “COME OVER NOW!!!!!” Omg. I was about to pee in my pants. He just thought man nips were female nips. How dumb is he? He has even seen my nips which makes this an even more classic story.
Day Three of the Ice Storm
My gay friend comes over, and I show him my assortment of dick pics that I accumulated over the past few days. We eat pizza, drink diet coke, and he picks out his fave dicks. Bahahaha. Suckas. Love the blackmail I have on these idiots now. You know you have hit rock bottom with landing a chick and a one way ticket to poundtown when she is showing pics of your hard dick to her best gay friend. I used to hate snow and ice days, but let’s just say I cannot WAIT for the next Ice Storm to strike…
Ice Ice Baby – Vanilla Ice
Icy – Gucci Mane