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Funny Expressions III

Funny Expressions III

Back, by unpopular demand, is the man. Hustlin’ Bob Higgins with more stupid funny expressions, hot on the heels of last year’s Funny Expressions and Funny Expressions Too. That’s right. This time we are talking about [...]

This Place Has Gone To Pot

This Place Has Gone To Pot

Well, Jack is at it again and I blame it on his buddy, Harry Potter. It all started when Jill stood him up at the Ihop. You see, Jack was a tad bit buzzed on Bud [...]

Styx & Yes: Progressive U.S. Tour

Styx & Yes: Progressive U.S. Tour

The band that never stops touring joined forces as a double bill at Verizon Wireless Music Center in Noblesville, IN. here on July 19, 2011. Styx and Yes, yes that’s right, Yes stopped at the former [...]

Rolling with the Stones: The Rolling Stones

Rolling with the Stones: The Rolling Stones

What better way to start off my history of rock bands than with the world’s greatest rock-’n-roll band, the Rolling Stones. So get ready for your fair share of abuse with the 19th nervous breakdown from [...]

Fives

Fives

Just give me five minutes and I’ll explain my fives to you. Like Barney Fifve told Otis when he was growing pot (No he didn’t…yes he did), “nip it in the bud.” High five for that [...]

Hay, That’s The Last Straw

Hay, That’s The Last Straw

Everyday, no matter where we go we almost always hear a conversation start out with ‘Hey.’ Or even when someone is approaching you or calling to you, there is always a “hey, you” to start with. [...]

Battle: Los Angeles

Battle: Los Angeles

For years, we have heard of UFO sightings around the world from eyewitnesses. But where do they come from? What are they curious about? And more importantly, what are they after? The latest of such movies [...]

Red Riding Hood

Red Riding Hood

Get ready for a crappy reboot of “Little Red Riding Hood,” that Hollywood has frustrated me with. Catherine Hardwicke (“Twilight”) has directed one of the most unsatisfying movies to date. Valerie, played by Amanda Seyfried, was [...]

Rango

Rango

There is a new sheriff in town. He calls himself Rango. And this is one bad-ass, gun-slinging lizard. And let me tell all you town folk out younder, this is a must see animated 2-D movie [...]

My Solar System

So I had a doctor appointment just recently. I was asked an array of questions from her. Yes, finally a female physician I can adamantly enjoy getting naked in front of. Please ask me to turn [...]

Bill Hustle Comedy Presents: “Notable Quotables Part 3″

* My mom recently got a Facebook account that has been an interesting ordeal for me. Not because of a new increased sense of censorship. I could honestly give a shit who sees what I write. [...]

Bill Hustle Comedy Presents: Fantastic Fours

You might be wondering what I am talking about fours for. Well, for a while. Everyday we ask the question “what for?” Fours is an everyday term and/or everyday number that can be referred to as [...]

Bill Hustle Comedy Presents: “Notable Quotables” Part 2

* It’s important when your young to take advantage of all the stupidest excuses to get out of awkward situations. For example, when I was 17 on the night I lost my virginity the girl I [...]