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You Go Back, Jack, Do It Again

You Go Back, Jack, Do It Again

Guess what? Jack’s back, after recovering from his tumble down the hill and has since relocated to Jacksonville, Fla. He’s a Jaguar fan, plus he really felt embarrassed from his hill spill with Jill. And I [...]

Bill Hustle Comedy Presents: “Notable Quotables Part 3″

* My mom recently got a Facebook account that has been an interesting ordeal for me. Not because of a new increased sense of censorship. I could honestly give a shit who sees what I write. [...]

Gadgets for the Busy Parent

Just the other day, I found myself sitting in a doctor’s office with my kids. They were due for their 10,000 whine check up. I was trying to pass the time by perusing through whatever piece [...]

Bill Hustle Comedy Presents: Fantastic Fours

You might be wondering what I am talking about fours for. Well, for a while. Everyday we ask the question “what for?” Fours is an everyday term and/or everyday number that can be referred to as [...]

Bill Hustle Comedy Presents: “Notable Quotables” Part 2

* It’s important when your young to take advantage of all the stupidest excuses to get out of awkward situations. For example, when I was 17 on the night I lost my virginity the girl I [...]

The Family Guy

The Family Guy

The Family Guy I suppose my parents thought the same thing about me when I was their age, and their parents about them, and so on. What’s cool? What’s not cool? It’s the same for every [...]

Bill Hustle Comedy Presents: Random Thoughts

Random Thoughts: I’ve found myself, at times, lost in thought. I’ll be doing something and just… sort…of…drift off. Sue thinks it’s early Alzheimer’s. I think its it’s my brains defense mechanism against spouses who tease. Either [...]

Bill Hustle Presents: Standup Comedy – “Notable Quotables”

* Sometimes I hate buying booze for my little brother. It’s not that I have any moral objections, it’s just there are times he gives me the fruitiest orders I’ve ever heard. Then he has the [...]

Bill Hustle Comedy Presents: Threes

Bill Hustle Comedy Presents: Threes

“Threes” While being a hustler and always on the prowl with a dangerous growl, reunited with a long lost friend recently. Well, as we were turning over a few logs, she turned to me and mentioned [...]

Bill Hustle Presents: Stand-up Comedy

There are a lot of things I have learned over a period of a Hustler’s life span. That being whenever a bartender asks you what your favorite beer is, you respond “It’s The Next One.” What’s [...]

Bands That Should Tour Together

I always wondered how cool it would be to see bands with similarities double up on the road. The ones that are under 100 years old that is. Here are some of my picks: The Who [...]